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Opie and Anthony weren’t strangers to being fired: They were let go from WAAF in 1998 for airing an April Fools’ joke in which they claimed the mayor of Boston had died, and again in the early 2000s after O&A fans attempted to have sex in St. Patrick’s Cathedral as part of a radio contest.

The National Aviation Day is observed on 19 August in United States annually. National Airborne Day was created in 2001 by George W. Bush to honor the nation’s airborne forces of the Armed Forces.

Character actor Paul Gleason was adept at playing tough guys and white collar sleazebags, making his film debut in Winter A-Go-Go (1965). He made a