This was also done by Neon Genesis Evangelion.Whenever EVA-01 is about to kick some ass and tear some unfortunate Angel a new one, either The or The II plays. . The II is even used for such moments in the crossover Super Robot Wars ga

You know what I love? Quotes. You know what else I love? Ninjas. So today I thought, hey, why not put the two together? Not because these quotes are actually related to ninjas in any direct way, but moreso because I’d rather hit myself in the face, like, 150 times than publish a boring post titled “27 Quotes to Help You Live Your Best Life!”

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Home of the kickassiest teen gang in the goddam universe. Expertly trained in unarmed combat and smart-arse put downs these teens are gonna kick ass, take down the bad guys and save the world.

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The garish and gory Shaw Bros. shinobi slaughterhouse Five Element Ninjas (aka Chinese Super Ninjas or in this case just Super Ninjas) is a familiar to readers of this site – we spent a week on the film a while back.

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The Kick the Son of a Bitch trope as used in popular culture. There’s nothing quite so evil as when a character takes a clear step toward villainy and …

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Admiral Yi Soon Shin (sometimes written Yi Sun-sin because for some dumbass reason there are like fifteen bajillion ways to transliterate Asian languages into the Latin alphabet) is the national hero of both Koreas and one of the most brilliant and badass naval commanders in history.

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